Friday, February 18, 2011

Caught By Next Father-In-Law...

To Start It Requires Real Guts For Committed Guys Or Married Guys, To Talk About Their Father-In-Law..Cos It May Result In Divorce Or Breakup ! !
Some How I Managed.

Some Times In Life,You Bound To Meet Certain People,Who Are Craziest Of All..!!
Like Fighting For 1rp With Auto Driver..

I Was On Way To Exams,I Got This Call From Person Saying Mr.Govind From Kotak Life Insurance,All The Craziest Climax Will Start On Eve Of Exam,Like Forgetting Hall Ticket,Pen Etc This Is Also One Of Such Incident,He Started Selling His Products About Life Insurance Etc,I Was In No Mood To Listen To His Nonsense Stuff !! I Told Sorry,My Friend Asked Whoz That ? Told Some Bugger Selling His Insurance Products,He Managed To Say In Tense Situation Ask Him Is He Having Daughter,So That You Can Marry Her & Ask Him Insurance Cover.

There Was Little Latency In Disconnecting The Call,Timing Should Be Important In That Case,I Payed The Penalty & The Bugger Listen To Those Words..

He Was Shouting Meet Me,I Will Take You To My Home,But I Know Where He Was About To Take Me It Was To His Father-In-Law House That Was To Police Station.

For Next 3 Hours I Kept Dreaming About His Daughter..I Managed To Write Some How,Came Out My Friend Was Fixing My Date With Him To Meet Him In Some High Class Bar At 9pm.

I Thrashed Him For His Craziness,He Told Him Lets Fool Him In Bar..If His Daughter Is Pretty You Enjoy & I Enjoy Some Shots.
At 9pm Sharp We Cautiously Entered Bar,Knowing Some One Could Hit Us From Back ! ! But Bugger Wasn't That Much Strong, I Guess He Will Never Make Such Attempt.

My Friend Started Searching Him,I Was Sitting Infront Of  Tender,The Real Hero Tongue Twister Came,
I Never Thought It Is The Same Bugger I Had Talked In Morning..For Time Being He Looked Like Bar Beggar,Begging To Fill Up His Glass !! Morning Begging To Sell His Products,Now Begging To Fill Up His Glass..

He Asked Are You The Person Who Talked With Me In Morning ? I Replied With Saying Whats Big Deal In That ? He Raised His Voice To Show His Anger,But Tongue Twister Was Fullest To Throat.

He Could Barely Talk Few Words & Was Flatten..My Friend Came Running Hey Dude Your Father-In-Law Is Waiting Over There..I Got Panicked Then Who The Hell Is He,I Asked ?

We Kicked Him Around & Vacated The Place,To Meet The Real Person..He Was The Ultimate The Real Superstar Barely 100rp In Hand & Telling Us I Will Leave You,If You Pay My Remaining Bill..He Was 99.9999999% Full !!
It Was Like,You Got Itch On Back,While You Answering For Viva In Finals.

I Told My Friend To Check Out His Wallet & Search Not Money ! ! His Daughter Snap,Cos If His Daughter Is Pretty The We Have Decided To Pay & Drop Him Home..
  
We Didn't Find Snap,We Managed To Find It In His Mobile...
Aiiila, Kickass It Was My Babe Dad.!!!

Now, I Was Perplexed To Call Her Or Leave That Bugger In Wet Pant Position ? Iam Fixed ! !
For Sure My Girl Will Ask Me What You Were Doing In Bar ?

We Drove Him To Her House To Make Sure Let Him Not Sleep On Footpath,Cos I Gotta Respect My
F**k**-In-Law..Now He Was Fighting With Auto Driver For 1rp.
She & Her Mom Came Out For His Support,Her Mom Was Control freak She Managed To Ask How Come You Got Our House Address ?

I Was Unable To Tell,One Day I Came Here To Date Your Daughter.!! If I Would Then Iam Sure I Would Be On Footpath.!! Or Her House Dog With Chain Tied Around My Neck!! My Girl Managed To Change Topic By Seeing My Empty Dictionary.

Now Its Night 11pm,Her Mom Told To Come Tomorrow For Breakfast..
I Guess They Planning To Have Human Breakfast For Tomorrow !!

Through Out Night I Was Thinking Which Part Of My Body They Gonna Eat..?

Lets See,What Happens
God Save Me ! !

Till Then Have Fun

Take Care
Love  

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