Chinmay Dandeen

Caught By Next Father-In-Law...

2011-02-18T19:46:00.002+05:30

To Start It Requires Real Guts For Committed Guys Or Married Guys, To Talk About Their Father-In-Law..Cos It May Result In Divorce Or Breakup ! !
Some How I Managed.

Some Times In Life,You Bound To Meet Certain People,Who Are Craziest Of All..!!
Like Fighting For 1rp With Auto Driver..

I Was On Way To Exams,I Got This Call From Person Saying Mr.Govind From Kotak Life Insurance,All The Craziest Climax Will Start On Eve Of Exam,Like Forgetting Hall Ticket,Pen Etc This Is Also One Of Such Incident,He Started Selling His Products About Life Insurance Etc,I Was In No Mood To Listen To His Nonsense Stuff !! I Told Sorry,My Friend Asked Whoz That ? Told Some Bugger Selling His Insurance Products,He Managed To Say In Tense Situation Ask Him Is He Having Daughter,So That You Can Marry Her & Ask Him Insurance Cover.

There Was Little Latency In Disconnecting The Call,Timing Should Be Important In That Case,I Payed The Penalty & The Bugger Listen To Those Words..

He Was Shouting Meet Me,I Will Take You To My Home,But I Know Where He Was About To Take Me It Was To His Father-In-Law House That Was To Police Station.

For Next 3 Hours I Kept Dreaming About His Daughter..I Managed To Write Some How,Came Out My Friend Was Fixing My Date With Him To Meet Him In Some High Class Bar At 9pm.

I Thrashed Him For His Craziness,He Told Him Lets Fool Him In Bar..If His Daughter Is Pretty You Enjoy & I Enjoy Some Shots.
At 9pm Sharp We Cautiously Entered Bar,Knowing Some One Could Hit Us From Back ! ! But Bugger Wasn't That Much Strong, I Guess He Will Never Make Such Attempt.

My Friend Started Searching Him,I Was Sitting Infront Of Tender,The Real Hero Tongue Twister Came,
I Never Thought It Is The Same Bugger I Had Talked In Morning..For Time Being He Looked Like Bar Beggar,Begging To Fill Up His Glass !! Morning Begging To Sell His Products,Now Begging To Fill Up His Glass..

He Asked Are You The Person Who Talked With Me In Morning ? I Replied With Saying Whats Big Deal In That ? He Raised His Voice To Show His Anger,But Tongue Twister Was Fullest To Throat.

He Could Barely Talk Few Words & Was Flatten..My Friend Came Running Hey Dude Your Father-In-Law Is Waiting Over There..I Got Panicked Then Who The Hell Is He,I Asked ?

We Kicked Him Around & Vacated The Place,To Meet The Real Person..He Was The Ultimate The Real Superstar Barely 100rp In Hand & Telling Us I Will Leave You,If You Pay My Remaining Bill..He Was 99.9999999% Full !!
It Was Like,You Got Itch On Back,While You Answering For Viva In Finals.

I Told My Friend To Check Out His Wallet & Search Not Money ! ! His Daughter Snap,Cos If His Daughter Is Pretty The We Have Decided To Pay & Drop Him Home..

We Didn't Find Snap,We Managed To Find It In His Mobile...
Aiiila, Kickass It Was My Babe Dad.!!!

Now, I Was Perplexed To Call Her Or Leave That Bugger In Wet Pant Position ? Iam Fixed ! !
For Sure My Girl Will Ask Me What You Were Doing In Bar ?

We Drove Him To Her House To Make Sure Let Him Not Sleep On Footpath,Cos I Gotta Respect My
F**k**-In-Law..Now He Was Fighting With Auto Driver For 1rp.
She & Her Mom Came Out For His Support,Her Mom Was Control freak She Managed To Ask How Come You Got Our House Address ?

I Was Unable To Tell,One Day I Came Here To Date Your Daughter.!! If I Would Then Iam Sure I Would Be On Footpath.!! Or Her House Dog With Chain Tied Around My Neck!! My Girl Managed To Change Topic By Seeing My Empty Dictionary.

Now Its Night 11pm,Her Mom Told To Come Tomorrow For Breakfast..
I Guess They Planning To Have Human Breakfast For Tomorrow !!

Through Out Night I Was Thinking Which Part Of My Body They Gonna Eat..?

Lets See,What Happens
God Save Me ! !

Till Then Have Fun

Take Care
Love

10minutes & Regrets ! ! !

2011-01-27T23:36:00.186+05:30

Thud !! It Was Straight Blow,On My Back Side Of Neck,From Manager.
Now No Questions.

The Pain Was Simply Unbearable For Next 2 Hours,I Came Home Applied Cream For Relief.I Talked With My Boss About This Incident.!

Ya,I Know Your Mind,Its Questioning,Who Is Boss ? Of course My Dad.
He Told To Go At 8am In Morning,So That I Can Meet Him.
Yup,I Did & I Met Him !!

It Was Master Stroke From Him For Next 10min,Any Guesses Who Is That ?
It Was God Of Cricket,Known As Sachin Tendulkar !!

Wow,The Man Simply Outstanding,Very Bright To Look,Sharp Eyes,Average Built Body Of 5'10" Wearing White Team T-Shirt & Bermuda !
OOPS, I Held Back My Hand After Giving Him Hand Shake..It Was Like Holding Ferrous Rod Very Strong & His Fingers Were Almost Like Size Of Truck Tyre Bolt !! Ya I Mean It.

I Said Him Hello & Started Shooting My Questions Slowly
The First Was" How Was The Breakfast " ? He Defended With Nice & Smile.

Later,I Asked Him " How Do You Prepare Mentally " ?
He Stroked With Meditation,Prayers & Thinking About Previous Dismissals.

Now,How You Maintain Your Passion,Pressure,Popularity ?
He Smiled & Said " By Not Talking Much " !!

Again I Asked,Which Is Your Favorite Stroke ?
Answer Was " Master Stroke ".

At last I Asked When Is 300 In Test Coming Up ?
He Raised His Eyes Brows & Patted My Back & Smiled.

There Were Few People & Players Like Dravid, Harbhajan, Dhoni Etc But,All Eyes Were Sharping Towards Tendulkar The Way He Spoked,He Was Simply Relaxed,Enjoying His Present Moment With Other Mates ! ! He Was Totally Dedicated To Cricket,I Could Hear He Was Talking About His 96 WorldCup Dismissal,Before I Met Him.

The Man Was Truly Humble,Honest In Choosing Words,Very Much Down To Earth...His Main Motive Was Try To Keep Things As Simple As Possible.

Then Why Regrets ? I Really Feel Very Close To Heart About This..Its Like Seeing Sachin Getting Out On ' '0' Against Our Beloved Pakistan...Come Guys Whole World Belongs To Us ! !
Hmmm....He Himself Told Make A Quick Snap ! !

Now Where Is Digi-Camera ???
What The F**k ? Shit ! !
Oh God I Have Forgotten It.!!

Nonsense! !
My Sister Screamed From Back Of My Ears, Hopefully He Didn't Heard It !! But Harbhajan Did.
He Didn't Made Any Actions,Said Good Luck & Went Off !!
Oh No,This Was My Greatest Regret Of My Life !

No Worries,My Dad Said Better Luck Next Time When Talked Over Mobile.

Well Guys,I Will Cherish This 10mins Moment Through My Life,Not Just I Met Him,But There Is Plenty Of Stake To Learn From Him.
I Considered Him As True Role Model In My Life.

Hang Out !!
Life Is Not About Achieving Milestones,Scoring Fifties Or Hundreds,Its All About Learning !!
So,Don't Hesitate To Learn,Even If You Are Master !!
Strive For Knowledge !!
This Is What I Have Learnt From Him.

Perhaps ! I Will Definitely Accompany My Camera Next Time

Till Then,
Have Fun

Love You All & Sachin Tendulkar

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Breaking The Jinx ! ! !

2011-01-20T01:28:00.002+05:30

Hmmmm.......Finally Landed In Bangalore,No Doubt It Was Terrific Tour To West

Coming Back To Beautiful Girl,It Was 100 Clear Cut Miss Calls From Her,It Was Like " Nice To See,Good To Feel,Fear To Tell " Of Course To My Girl.

She Was Getting On My Nerves,
She Won Finally,Made Me To Pick Her Call For 101th Call.

When I Went Back To Mumbai,I Headed To My Aunt's House Suppose To Be In Kharghar,Where She Stays Near By Place Called Vasi, Almost 7kms Thats It..I Was Getting Perplexed "Is Destiny Making Us Near ?"

What Next ? Of-course Freaking Out Near Band Stand In Bandra.
We Enjoyed The Climax Of Desperate Couples," Oops No Such Things " She Said With Her Smile " Hitting My Stumps ".The 6 Days Were Like Minutes Rather Say Seconds,We Covered 90% Of City.

On 7th Day She Came Back To Bangalore By Leaving Me There,Next Thing I Did Was To Run For STD
[ Its Not Sexually Transmitted Diseases ] To Call My Girl, Hello ! ! Have You Finished Freaking With Other Girl ? My Girl Said.
The Focus Shifted From Beautiful Girl To Intelligent Girl,I Never Thought How She Could Hit Bull's Eye.!!
I Rubbishes Those Who Say " Beautiful Girls Are Not Intelligent " She Was Both, Who Said I Questioned Back ?

It Took Me To Almost 45min On That Day To Say "I Didn't Do That" ,Imagine Still 4 Days I Have To Be There,She Cried,Shouted,Blasted Etc,For Next 3 Days,On 12th Jan,I Made My Jet Airways Ticket To Bangalore,The Best Interaction Of My Babe Was Her Possessiveness She Started Asking Me To Put Promises To Say "All Girls In Air Plane Are Your Sisters"
Height Of Craziness,Is It ? But I Like Her Belongingness Towards Me.

When I Was In CST Airport I Got Equal Calls From My Babe,Asking " Is She Coming With You ?"
You Guys Know The Answer ! !
ZZZzzzzzoooooM The Craft Took Off !! At Half Past 3,In Afternoon I Came To Bangalore.
Big Surprise,BeLive It Or Not My Girl In Airport To Receive Me.!!
Oops Again !! Searching For That Girl With 500 People Around ! ! Can It Be ?

All I Put The Word " Jinx " In Blog Title,Was " It Was That Lady Luck I Carried Till Mumbai,Was Not Actual Luck,It Was Temporary "

BeLive Me,The Moment I Saw My Babe Smile,I Totally Forget About Beautiful Girl Face, She Was Simply Eager To See Me Alone Coming.!!

I Personally Feel,If Guys & Babe,Are In Some Relationships,Other Guys/Babes Don't Interfere In There Personal Matters,Your Love Towards Them Won't Takes Place,For Me Beautiful Girl Was Just Infatuation.

Yup,I Met Her Two Times In Bangalore After Coming,Told Her The Facts,We Decided To Be Friends ! !

I Used The Word Jinx As Diplomatic,Cos I Can't Hurt Certain People,I Need Every One !

Well Guys !
Good Luck

Love You & Take Care

The beautiful Flight,Lady & Honesty

2011-01-05T05:00:00.000+05:30

Before I Share This Experience Lemme Remind You,The Lady/Girl Name Is Confidential !!

It Was 31st midnight 2010,I Had A Fantastic,Excellent Party In Brigade Apartment Obivious It's Not Mine,I Was With Some Couples,Few Of Them were Engaged,Includes Me,But a Beautiful Lady Wasn't.

I Handled The Party As DJ,Without Vodaka's & Wisky,But Guys Danced According To My Tunes !!
She Was All Alone Dancing With Her Friends,With Her Eyes Staring Mine.

Next Day I wished Every one New Year,Then Headed To My Home To Sleep,It Was 12pm My Mobile Ringed Was Shocked To See Her Number Flashing,I thought It May Be Dreams,She Didn't Allow Me To Sleep Futher I Picked Her Call," Hi Wats Up ? Enough Dreaming About Me " She Said.
I Mentioned Her " She Looked Great In Dreams ". It Feels Strange When People Reads Our Mind & Heart.

She Replied Gently Stop Flirting Get Ready & Come Fast To Some Shopping Mall,I Had Program Of Booking My Train Ticket To Mumbai ,So Her 1st Date Was Virtually Cancelled.

It Was 3rd Jan,At 6am I got Call From Her That" My Flight Ticket Has Been Booked To Mumbai & She Is Accompaning Me Till Mumbai" It Was in Corner Of Heart,I Thought Previous Night Can It Happen Like This ? Never Thought My Intution Will Be So Precise,I Called My Other Friend About This Issue She Screamed "What The Hell Is This ? Where You Stay Over There With Her ?" By Neglecting Her Dialouges Blows & Without Thinking Much I Packed My Luggages & Left.

The Pretty Texted In Very Lovely Manner " Your Sweet Heart Will Be There In Front Of You Directly From Office So Don't Panic Dear", Infact It Was The Issue To Get Panic!! She Was Very Intelligent To Handle Things,I didn't Even Know In Which Flight Our Tickets Were Booked ? Before I Reached Entry Gate She Was Infront Of Me Saying,I kept My Words.

She Was Looking Simply Beautiful Wearing Black Top & Blue Jeans,I told Her "Some One Looking Beautiful Today,"She Complimented With ***. The First Thing I asked Her Isn't She Afraid ? She Held My Hand & Said "We Are Same",Nice Complex Answer.She Took Me To Get Boarding Pass We Were Travelling From KingFisher Airlines The journey Was 90min All Together,Before Boarding Flight,We Had Lunch In Good Costly Hotel,She Was Getting More Spicy Than The Food ( I Can't Mention Personal Talks ) It Was Quater Past Three When We Ended With Spicy Talks & Lunch.We Headed Towards Waiting Lounge,Before I Met Her I Never Thought She Is So Adjective,All The In Waiting Lounge Seems To be Hearing Our Talks It Was So Silent,One More Thing I Came To Know That Day Was Some People Are Silent Listeners,I Insisted To Be Bit Careful While Her Talking Meter Is On,She was Enough Not To Listen To Me.

The KF Flight Was Pretty Much Gaint,It Was Equally Beautiful The One Next To Me,Lemme Not Forget The Girl With Me Was More Beautiful Than Pretty Airhostess,The Flight Took Off Finally.

It Was 7pm Flight Landed In CST Airport,Her Friend Came To Pick Us,I Appulad Her Preplan Arragnments.She Took Us To Her Place Where We Had Dinner,Through Night We Both Chatted On Terrace About Future Plans,I Suppose She Knew I Had Already Girl,Strange To Feel About Her Intentions Her Plans For Our Future,It Was Morning 5am,She Still Excepted Me To Propose Her,But I Was Able To Control My Emotions,Just Gave Thinking Shot About My Girl Feelings.

Morning I Left For My Assigned Work Given By Dad,Right Now Iam In Pune,Will Be Heading To Mumbai Tomarrow Morning,I Got Around 50 Calls In 2 Days From Beauty,To Go For Shopping Together.

Well Guys,Still I Will Be In Mumbai For 10 Days Lets See,What Happens ! ! !

Bye
Good Luck
Love You All & The Beauty.